You hate Brian Heidik? You hate neurodivergent sex workers that tried to stop environmental harms from wild coyotes? Wow. Pretty telling...
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Various Survivor Players - And Why They Lost
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WIBTA if I blindsided my ally for some weird and suspicious comments just before the merge?
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Flew all the way to LAX to look for Survivor 50 players and none of them are here! Also nobody is speaking English. What the hell, guys?
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Brian’s game in Thailand deserves more respect.
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I just found out that Justin Luigi's Pizza was fired? What the hell? Is this because of Cedrek? CURSE YOU, JEFF PROBST!!!!!
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I made a petition to fire JLP as the host of Australian Surveyor - please sign!
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Artist's depiction of the final five of Survivor 48 and the strategies played by duos through the season
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I think my Balatro mod is taking some unsanctioned approaches
She Smeared Joker on my Bloodstone til my XVII - The Star Oops! All Sixes!
Favorite Survivor player that collaborated with a pedophile for monetary gain?
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POV: It's early 2001. Post about Survivor: The Australian Outback like you are an X The Everything App user
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Who is on your Survivor Mount Rushmore?
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What would Survivor look like if Mark Burnett was still at the helm?
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Cedrek when anyone, regardless of allegiance or threat level, loses their vote for any reason
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Watching in horror as your son sacrifices immunity for chicken nuggies
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When anyone disagrees with me on literally anything ever
MXC (an initialism of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) is an American comedy television program that aired on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. It is a re-edit of footage from the Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle which originally aired in Japan from 1986 to 1990.
Hey guys, check out my funny meme about Coach! Ignore that other thing I'm trying to delete it
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I'm devastated by the reveal of Stephenie being MAGA. She's no longer my favorite female player. Anna Khait, you're my #1 now!
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Why on earth was Andy speaking total gibberish when he voted out Rome? Is he stupid?
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CONFIRMED: Shot in the Dark will only work if you have the biggest aura on the season
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Lynne Spillman when it's time to look for random recruits
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I've been trying to watch Genius Game UK but I can't understand these thick accents. Thomas seems like a great player but Fabian and Feride are my winner picks
You can't steal or inflict violence on other players. Well, you can steal if you're Sangmin and it's really really cool and part of a hella badass move and it's only the first episode. BUT ONLY THEN
Band name for podiatrists with a passion for Swiss literature and culture