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mithos343

I'm the former intern who was tasked with rigging every Shot in the Dark use. The writers told me to decide if the player would be safe or not. AMA about the job, new era, Fiji, the abs of Jeff - but mostly the SITD

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You hate Brian Heidik? You hate neurodivergent sex workers that tried to stop environmental harms from wild coyotes? Wow. Pretty telling...

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mithos343

Various Survivor Players - And Why They Lost

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WIBTA if I blindsided my ally for some weird and suspicious comments just before the merge?

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mithos343

Flew all the way to LAX to look for Survivor 50 players and none of them are here! Also nobody is speaking English. What the hell, guys?

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mithos343

Brian’s game in Thailand deserves more respect.

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mithos343

I just found out that Justin Luigi's Pizza was fired? What the hell? Is this because of Cedrek? CURSE YOU, JEFF PROBST!!!!!

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mithos343

I made a petition to fire JLP as the host of Australian Surveyor - please sign!

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Artist's depiction of the final five of Survivor 48 and the strategies played by duos through the season

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mithos343

I think my Balatro mod is taking some unsanctioned approaches

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She Smeared Joker on my Bloodstone til my XVII - The Star Oops! All Sixes!

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Favorite Survivor player that collaborated with a pedophile for monetary gain?

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mithos343

POV: It's early 2001. Post about Survivor: The Australian Outback like you are an X The Everything App user

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mithos343

Who is on your Survivor Mount Rushmore?

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mithos343

What would Survivor look like if Mark Burnett was still at the helm?

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mithos343

Cedrek when anyone, regardless of allegiance or threat level, loses their vote for any reason

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mithos343

Watching in horror as your son sacrifices immunity for chicken nuggies

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mithos343

When anyone disagrees with me on literally anything ever

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MXC (an initialism of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) is an American comedy television program that aired on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. It is a re-edit of footage from the Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle which originally aired in Japan from 1986 to 1990.

mithos343

Hey guys, check out my funny meme about Coach! Ignore that other thing I'm trying to delete it

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mithos343

I'm devastated by the reveal of Stephenie being MAGA. She's no longer my favorite female player. Anna Khait, you're my #1 now!

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mithos343

Why on earth was Andy speaking total gibberish when he voted out Rome? Is he stupid?

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mithos343

CONFIRMED: Shot in the Dark will only work if you have the biggest aura on the season

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mithos343

Lynne Spillman when it's time to look for random recruits

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mithos343

I've been trying to watch Genius Game UK but I can't understand these thick accents. Thomas seems like a great player but Fabian and Feride are my winner picks

You can't steal or inflict violence on other players. Well, you can steal if you're Sangmin and it's really really cool and part of a hella badass move and it's only the first episode. BUT ONLY THEN

mithos343

Band name for podiatrists with a passion for Swiss literature and culture

mithos343

Survivor doesn't have REAL occupational diversity like Jeopardy

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